equal opportunity objectifying

doing my part to shed light on the fact that men are objectified quite often as well.
tsk tsk.
shame on .true.
subtext: boys ought be hunted.
subtext: single girls and boys, you want to hunt single boys.
subtext: find him now! (because if you don't you a lose-er).
subtext: there's no such thing as boyfriend season but if we start a marketing campaign that implies there is then we'll have you all feeling less adequate than you already do (if you are single) or like you are missing out on hunting season with the boys/girls (if you aren't).
thanks true for doing your part!